People nowadays have nothing better to do.
Hahaha.
I wanna learn the actual Crank That dance!
Oh, Rowling says Dumbledore is gay.
Hmm, what's next?
TECH SUPPORT 1.0
Dear Tech Support:
A while ago I upgraded GIRLFRIEND 7.0 to WIFE 1.0.1. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected organizational and renovation processing that took up a lot of time and valuable resources. In addition, WIFE 1.0.1 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities, such as SURFING 10.3, CLUBBING 7.5 AND RACQUETBALL 3.6. I can’t seem to keep WIFE 1.0.1 in the background while attempting to run my other favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to GIRLFRIEND 7.0 but the uninstall doesn’t work on WIFE 1.0.1.
Please Help!
Troubled User…
Hahaha, and awhile later..
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men often complain about. Many people upgrade from GIRLFRIEND 7.0 to WIFE 1.0.1 thinking that it is just a utilities and
entertainment program. WIFE 1.0.1 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING. It is also impossible to delete WIFE 1.01.1 and return to GIRLFRIEND 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to GIRLFRIEND 7.0 because WIFE 1.0.1 is designed not to allow this. Look in your WIFE 1.0.1 manual under WARNINGS: ALIMONY AND COMMUNITY PROPERTY. I recommend that you
just keep WIFE 1.0.1 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the
background mapplication YES DEAR 2.7 to alleviate your program problems. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. WIFE 1.0.1 is a great program but it tends to be very high maintenance. WIFE 1.0.1 does come with several support programs such as CLEAN AND SWEEP 3.0, COOK IT 1.5, and SEX 4.2, however be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NAG
NAG 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of WIFE 1.0.1 is to purchase additional software. I recommend FLOWERS 2.1 AND DIAMONDS 5.0. WARNING!! Do not under any circumstances
install SECRETARY WITH SHORT SKIRT 3.3. This application is not supported by
WIFE 1.0.1 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.Best of Luck
Tech Support
I know the packaging ain't that awesome. But it's the fragrance that matters! My cousin got the Dior Addict 2 Sparkle in Pink. (We were buying cosmetics from DFS cause my godma got 15% off.) It's pretty cool cause when you spray it on your skin, there's glitter! Dione and I tested it out that day too when we were walking around. *winks*
Oh, Burberry Brit Pink and Anna Sui's Flight of Fancy are really nice fragrances too if you're looking for one! Just thought i'd tell you. Haha.
It's late, i better go. Tmr's gonna be boring, don't even know how I'm gonna spend the day.
At least I can look forward to the concert on monday! CLICK 5 AND BEP, HERE I COMEEEE! :D
I'm getting ready to be ridiculed by Dione or Andrew already.
Cause I bought these from Breadtalk. =X
But nice what! ):
Anyway, I was shopping at Zara today with my mum and to everyone out there who thinks that you can't find cheap stuff when there isn't a sale, you're wrong! You just need to know where to look for the stuff. Alot of pieces had their prices slashed but it wasn't advertised. They just sat there quietly. Don't be ashamed to look at the kid's or men's section either! And yes, there were stuff under 25 bucks! And no, they were NOT BASICS. And I was extremely impressed with myself! But most of the stuff were my mum's. I didn't get to buy that many pieces. Too bad! So next time you walk past a boutique and think that there's no use going in there to look around because the clothes you like always end up a lil over your budget and that it'll leave you a heartache in the end, STOP AND GO IN. You never know what treasures you might find.
Oh and one more thing. The next time when you see a basic that you really like but think that it's not worth it to pay that money for something so boring and simple, ERASE THAT THINKING. Because YOU KNOW you'd always end up wearing them more often than the fanciful and extremely fad-ish kind of pieces. Right? ADMIT IT! It's something we all don't realise! And I only did so today.
OH AND ONE LAST THING! I CANNOT BELIEVE I FOUND THE SINGAPORE BRANCH OF COTTON ON. Can somebody tell me if i'm the only one who's outdated here?! I mean, I never knew! FYI, Cotton On is an australian boutique that sells really nice clothes. I've only been at the one in Perth. Singapore's their only asian branch i think. And their stuff are all SO CHEAP! But you know what they say about "value for money". Don't expect the quality of clothing to be THAT good though. But still! Next time you're at Wisma, go down to the basement and check it out. It's somewhere near Forever21. You might just be bagging home lots of goodies!
Oh shit, I just wrote three paragraphs on shopping. I'm sorry. ><
Anyway, next year the choir's gonna stage a retro-themed concert right?
Okay, this is my attempt at looking retro.
I got inspired to do this cause i found out that I manage to wear that high-waisted skirt that I was too fat to squeeze into it some time ago. ><
Large bangles are missing though. Haha. But that vintage clutch looks great only without the strap!
Anyway, i realised some time ago that Blogger allowed their users to upload their videos directly into their blogposts. So I decided to upload something for the fun. Haha!
I'm sorry to my two beloved friends. They're probably gonna kill me for this. But I sincerely do think they look awesome. And they're my two awesome-est friends for letting me do this. I love you two. :D Wahaha.
Okay, pretty pointless. But still! I was flipping through my folders. And when I saw this I was laughing out loud! Okay shit I better go hide in bomb shelter now. Both of them are gonna come after me liao.
Oh, one more funny thing. You know what? Read this:
"The U.S. Air Force won the Ig Nobel Peace Prize this year for its proposal to develop a "gay bomb" a chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers want to make love with each other, not war with the enemy.
Abrahams talked to a number of retired and active Air Force personnel to try and get someone to accept the prize in person on behalf of the military. None would."
Source: http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory?id=3691875
These were one of the inventions that received the Ig Nobel Prize. You guys should go check out all ten of them. I was LAUGHING LIKE MAD last night you know. It was so effing funny. Can you imagine?! Twenty thousand men charging towards each other. Gay bomb explodes. And.. Okay shan't elaborate.
Keith said that I would dream of bombs last night. And guess what? I dreamt that Paris Hilton was going to bomb my yatch! Hahahaha. It was terrifying in the dream. But when I woke up I couldn't stop laughing to myself! Hahaha.
Okay I better go study for science now (cause i'm forced by some people! tsktsk.). All the previous papers were quite okay. But I knew that I lost some marks in my math paper already. I didn't know how to do that part of proving the area of the hexagon. And all that studying for history paid off big time. Messy and ugly handwritting too! Hahaha. Hope I don't screw up for the science paper!
Ohwell, see you guys! Hope this post was not too lengthy or wordy. :D
